During a summer garden party / garage sale that was in the backyard of a mildly pleasing house an old woman spit out a drink in disgust and started yelling at what speared to be her husband. The husband just smiled like he was amused. After she finished yelling, he kissed her then she got up and started dancing to the music that was playing.
Their was a man sitting at a table with 2 kids trying to glue pieces of a model rocket together. The man held the shaft as one boy glued the last fin and the other placed it on the shaft.
Another man walked over to the table and this is how the canversation happened...
Excuse me, is your name nic?
Hey, I met u in the garage with your wife and that other lady. Are u having fun?
Yes, very surprisingly actually. My appologies for not introducing myself earlier, my name is John and my wife Maddy and I were wondering if we could talk to you for a little while after you were finished.
Really?! I would love that! Hey, guys. Put the other end of this upside down in this coffe cup with the cookie cutter on top. It needs to be straight to let it dry perfectly. Wait 1 hour and then com get me so we can stick the powder in next. You two can now go help aunt Diane win at scrabble. She told me that if she wins, she will take you two to get some ice cream.
The two readily put the rocket upsidedown in the cup and spead over to another table accross the lawn.
So, where r you guys seated?
Over here. Please understand, I apologize for being rude, my wife's grandfather was a tinkerman watchmaker and she wanted to pick your brain.
That is quite alright.
Hello.
Hi, my name is Madilyn and you must be Nic?
Yes, your husband said you wanted to ask me some questions.
Yes, I am very embarassed but I can't not just ask. I am a bit obsesive...
Really, you sound like my wife. It is no trouble what so ever. I would be happy to answer any questions you have. By the way, are u having fun? I always ask becouse some find it a little distracting with all the games, music, children and old people. You would really know that it was a garage sale.
Yes, it is quite cleaver. I love it.
Good. So, what questions do you have? I was wondering what kind of inventor you were.
( a big smile) I would be a dirt maker.
What is that? You don't actually make dirt.
It is a type of inventer that invents from other inventions. I take parts from other things to make something different, however I have been known to make some things from scratch.
What was te last thing you invented?
That would be a contained garden grid grower. I sold it to a guy in Salem that wanted a backyard garden to grow all his food so he could eat healthy. He had just suffered a quadrupal bypass and doesn't want to be eating anything he hasn't grown.
What exsacly is it?
It is a system of plastic tubes and funnals with ajoining natural furtalizer mixers every 12 feet that inject and imbibe toxins to reprocess a rich healthy soil. It is glittered by reflective heat plates up and down each row to magnify the uv rays that also acts as an insect diturant so pestisides aren't needed. I told me early last month that the watermelons he grew were the bigest richest fruit e has ever tasted.
Wow! How much did you sell it for?
( a big lauph) he took my wife, my son and I on his boat to Itally.
His boat? That is a really long trip?! Yeah, it was a really big boat. He sold it soon after.
How many patents do u have?
Oh, I don't do that. I don't need to.
What? Why not?
To me it is just a way of being selfish. I don't like being involved with the govenerment in any fashon if at all possible when it comes to inventions. I am thankfully not modivated to be rich or welthy. Family is more important to me.
Are their any other inventers in your family?
Well, now that is a question... I find it to be the most bizarre and fasinating phinominon I have ever been apart of... Just about every person in my family was or has been a type of inventer ever since the renisance. There were alot and are 17 now that I know of that don't want anything to do with science or invention.
How many are in your family? My cousen Mike said that currently there are 347 all over the planet. One of which is part of a research team stationed in Antarctica. But my great uncle is in the hospital currently and I don't think he has much longer.
I am sorry.
Thank you. He is a great man. He just smoked to much. Excuse me a second, hey Tom! Make sure Donny doesn't get into the fireworks box. I saw him eyeing it. I overheard him wanting to see how all the squirals back there would act like if he could get all the acorns to fall out of that tree all at once. Sorry. Family drama.
He has cancer?
Oh, um no. He was making an underwater rebreather for the government that extracted and separated the oxygen and hydrogen from the saltwater. It then processed it to breathing levels and usedt he hydrogen to fuel the electrolisis system as a form of perpetual energy renewal. The accedent happened after he left his lab and while he was trying to light his cigarette he walked out right infront of a bus.
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