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Thursday, November 25, 2010

Bordom & tired

It's 1 in the morning and I am waiting for the rest of my files to be transfored and backed up and it is taking a bloody milenium. I am so tired. I would be sleeping right now if I wasn't for stupid file names that have the same dang name.... It jolts the whole process until u click the button that deletes the old file or ignors the new one. 2 terrabytes is so much more of a pain than 500 gigs... I envy my wife in dream land right now.....


- Tesla out

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Bread Body Parts


Kittiwat Unarrom, a talented artist from Thailand, uses his skills to create unique loafs of bread shaped like various human body parts.


Kittiwat has experimented with many art forms, from painting to sculpting, but it wasn’t until he had to return home and take over the family bakery that he discovered his true passion – making grotesque-looking bread. Since he first started out, in 2006, he has made a name for himself, and his Body Bakery has become a popular tourist attraction.

The gruesome bread Kittiwat Unarrom makes is incredibly realistic looking, but to achieve this level the artist spent many hours studying human anatomy and visiting forensic museums. At the same time, he found it important to make his bread delicious as well, because he didn’t want his art to be just an object of art, he wanted audiences to feel involved. His first batch was pretty good, but it wasn’t delicious, so he kept improving the recipe until he got the taste just right.

When he first started working at his family’s bakery, he was convinced he wasn’t going to get to practice his art anymore, but as soon as he discovered dough, he realized the possibilities are endless. Every day he works with the dough he gets new ideas about new edible art projects, and he believes art shouldn’t be limited to art galleries and museums.

His body-part bread looks just like the real thing, but he admits it’s pretty strange eating someone’s head, piece by piece, and looking in their eyes at the same time. In case you were thinking of going to Thailand for a piece of human-looking bread, forget about it, Kittiwat’s bakery is only selling normal bread, at least for the moment.


Thursday, July 29, 2010

The Sabrinatini




This is a sexy little drink that is prefect for the summer season on the back deck with the wife listening to the birds and the kids play in the pool.

What you need:
- Orange flavered vodka [1oz]
- Watermelon extract
(or watermelen shnaps) [1oz]
- 7UP or Sprite [a splash]
- Good champaign [a splash]
- Wedge of a lemon or orange
- Small dish of a 1oz pile of
sugar [to rim a martini glass]

Prep:
Rim the edge of glass with the lemon wedge and then dip the wet rim in the sugar around the top.

Get a hand shaker, put in cubes of ice, the vodka and the watermelon, shake to chill the liquer, pour it in the glass.

Now pour on the soda only a little. The rest of the glass you fill with the champaign up to the sugar on the rim.

Get ready to taste the sexyness of tropic-residential-bliss.

- Tesla out

Saturday, July 17, 2010

The greatest potato salad

10-15 red potato
6-7 eggs
Best foods mayo
1 can chopped olives
1 jar chopped pimentoes
Slab of bacon
Salt 3-4 pinches
Pepper 2 pinches
Sugar 2 pinches

Quick squirt spread of mustard, couple seconds

1 1/2 cups of 1/4 inch cubes of chedder cheese

First you cut and boil the potatoes and boil the eggs.

While u do this u cook the bacon.

When the eggs are done chop them up and pit them in a big bowl.
Strain the potatos when they are done then dump them in the bowl.
Next dump the chopped olives and chopped pimentos
Chop the finished bacon up and then put that in the bowl too.
Now put in the mayo and slowly mix the ingrediants.
Now put the cubes of cheese in and it's done.











To late... They polished it off before I could get to take a picture... Was that 10 minutes?
Sheeeze.

- Tesla out


Location:4th Ave,Northwest Clackamas,United States

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Eventfully absent

Waiting in the car...


Well, it has been 2 hours waiting outside my wife's hair appointment. I've just been updating my site and doing some hard work on gregs site to find the right text high light indicator. I feel like an idiot since I can't find one that works yet. It's been how many days? Found a camera today on the sidewalk so that is pretty cool. Bonus.
Was thinking a little about government cover-ups and remembered that general guy from WW2 that came out about the private sector planning to stage a coo against the us gov back when, and when they did the reasearch into it in 193#-somthin, it actually was uncovered with allot of proof yet none of the companies and organizations got in trouble or were brought to justice for trying to hire this general to raise an army for this rebelian... I wish I could rememer his name. Well, let's check... (20 min later) General Smedley Butler... After it was made public, it just went away... I wonder why? Could it b $? Or the corporations warning the government to do what they say or else? Do a little digging and I bet u will b surprised what u find.

- Tesla out

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Day of DREAD!




Today is the day of our appointment of doom and it is stressing us both out... We are currently waiting for it to start. We also had to take the kids with us so they r a bit happy about missing the first part of school. Good coffee this morning.



- Tesla out

Thursday, May 13, 2010

The 7 Deadly Homemade Weed Killers

“And the weeds of the garden shall be visited upon the gardener.”I can certainly think of the 7+ weedy sins of the garden but knowing how to cleanse my garden of these weeds is even better. Especially if it can be done cheaply and with household items. Murdering weeds is a fun past time.So, for your reading enjoyment, here are The 7 Deadly Homemade Weed Killers, guaranteed to help you eradicate the weeds you find in your garden.


Boiling Water – Yep, that’s right. Plain old H2O can be used as an extremely effective weed killer. As a matter of fact, boiling water is more effective than many of your store bought weed killers in wiping out unwanted vegetation. Easy-peasy to do. Put a kettle of tap water on the stove and heat till boiling, then pour on the weeds you wish to kill.You are effectively cooking the plant in the ground. Boiling water is a great way to clear out vegetation on a wholesale basis, like driveways and sidewalks. But be warned, boiling water is not selective. It will cook and instantly kill any plant that it comes in contact with and this includes underground roots of nearby plants.

Bleach – Not only is bleach a spot remover, it is a weed remover as well. Place some bleach in a spray bottle and spray on the weed you wish to remove. The bleach chemicals will evaporate or dissipate in about two days (or less but better safe than sorry), making the area safe for planting. Again, bleach will kill anything but if you do get some on a plant you want to keep, just wash the plant off.

Vinegar – Vinegar is a great organic homemade weed killer. Either white or cider vinegar will work. The acetic acid in the vinegar works to kill the leaves on the plant but not the root. Vinegar will kill back (kill the leaves but not the root) any plant but works best on young plants because they do not have enough energy stored in the roots to regrow their leaves. If vinegar is applied to more established weeds enough times, the plant will eventually deplete its stored energy reserves and die.

Salt – It was once a known war tactic to salt the fields of enemies. Salting the earth was also used as punishment for severe crimes in several countries throughout history. The reason is because salt will kill plants and will make the ground unsuitable for future plant growth. On a small scale, you can drop a small pinch of table salt at the base of the undesirable plants. It will kill the plant but will dilute down to harmless in the next few rainfalls. On a larger scale, you can cover your gravel driveway or your ex’s yard with a good amount of salt and nothing will grow there for months. (FYI, it is illegal to salt another person’s property. It’s called vandalism.)

Rubbing Alcohol – Rubbing alcohol is used around the house because it draws water out and helps to evaporate it quickly. Guess what? If you put it on a plant, it will do the same thing. You will be basically sucking the life blood out of the weed. Makes you want to run right out and try it, huh? But again, rubbing alcohol is non-selective. It will kill any vegetation it comes contact with.

Corn Meal – Corn meal doesn’t really kill weeds, it just stops the weed seeds from ever developing. Corn Gluten is a pre-emergent, which is a fancy way of saying that is it is a seed birth-control. Corn meal scattered around an area will keep any seed in that area from growing into a plant. This means a weed seed or a desirable seed. This method is a good option for areas that you plan on planting grown plants in.

Newspaper – If murdering your weeds with chemicals is not your style, you can always smother them. Laying down a layer of newspaper at least 4 sheets thick (the more the better) will go a long way towards killing the weeds underneath. The weeds that are already there will die from lack of sun and the weed seeds will not be able to sprout because they are not getting any sun to start with.

As an added bonus, many of these 7 homemade weed killers can be combined to produce super results. For example, the boiling water can be mixed with the salt or the vinegar (or both) for a super weed killer. Use common sense when combining chemicals and make sure that there are no adverse reactions.You can also add a few drops of liquid dish soap to the liquid homemade weed killers for added effectiveness. The soap is not harmful to the weeds but the soap acts as a sort of bonding agent and will help the weed killers to stick to the weed more effectively.

Since most of these homemade weed killers are all-or-nothing weed killers, you may want to use a weed killer shield with them to prevent sprays and splashes on desirable plants.So, go forth and cleanse thy garden of its weedy sins.

Published by Hanna @ this address
http://www.thisgardenisillegal.com/2006/05/7-deadly-homemade-weed-killers.html

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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Bordom Squared







The wife and I are currently at the mall so she can spend her wut-eva money on something from Victoria secret and we are going to be stoping at every female oriented store on the way there... If in 5 hours I don't add to this entry, I died from my soul being sucked out of my body. It is currently 1:05... Pray for my safe return.



It was a flook miracle. We are out and my soul is saved!!!!! It is 1:40!!!! Hello outside, I missed u.



- Tesla out

Monday, May 10, 2010

BookFace

They should make a social site called face plant... I have now created a big cafe that has grossed over 8 million in profits and I am about to finish up my super stove armada... Next I will tackel the redesign. How can I be so engrossed in a fake restaurant on a website and then look forward to serving fake avatars for two days as my stoves cook more fake food? Can I get another definition for the phrase "a complete waist of my time and energy??




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